April 2012
4 posts
EVERYTHING'S PURPLE
WENT TO THE DESERT FOR COACH HELLA WEAKEND SUBWAY BILLY GIBBONS & JONESY PARENT PICK UP I DIDN’T KNOW WHEN I GOT BACK TO LA I WAS GONNA MEET A LOVE BIRD. SHE WAS VISITING FROM CANADA & LEAVING IN A COUPLE DAYS. SHE TOLD ME TO COME TO AN ASAP SHOW THE NEXT NIGHT SO I DID. I FOUND THIS ON HER DISPOSABLE SHE LET ME KEEP LATER WE DECIDED WE WERE GONNA GET...
Apr 24th
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HAPPY BDAY MOM
Apr 18th
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1 tag
SQUAWKAVELI
THE SHAH OF PALM SPRINGS IS BACK FROM THE DESERT. LAST NIGHT I SAW 2PAC COME BACK FROM THE DEAD
Apr 16th
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2 tags
A BLOG ABOUT NOTHING
DUDE UR NOT A VEST GUY ALL HAIL CARDIEL 99 CENT STORE 99 % EVENT. THE 1 % CAME OUT IN THE RAIN TO ENTERTAIN. I WAS OCCUPYING THE OPEN BAR. I USED TO WORK ON WALL STREET ONCE UPON A TIME SCHOOL OF SQUAWK. ME & JACK BLACK DONNY DARKO DOUBLE CROSS KYLE GASS ON GUITAR. TENACIOUS D ME & OSCAR WINNER MARISA TOMEI. MY COUSIN VINNY. I CAN...
Apr 2nd
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March 2012
8 posts
BLOG DAY AFTERNOON
THE WING OF CHANGE
Mar 19th
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1 tag
MOONLIGHTING
THINK I’M GONNA START DRIVING A CAB
Mar 19th
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1 tag
NO ONE'S GONNA BLOG U THE WAY I DO
Mar 19th
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NEVER FORGET
PARROT & BULLSHIT
Mar 9th
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SQUAWK U LIKE A HURRICANE
KONY MORE THAN BIRDS
Mar 9th
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KONY
Mar 8th
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THE KILLING OF AMERICA
Mar 6th
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SEBASTIAN SQUAWK
RIGHT HERE THERE WOULD BE A PIC OF ME & JACK BLACK BUT IT ISN’T BECAUSE SEBASTIAN BACH RIPPED THE FILM OUT OF MY CAMERA. I TOOK A PHOTO OF HIM IN THE BATHROOM NO HOMO & HE FREAKED OUT SAYING SOME SHIT ABOUT HOW HIS IMAGE IS WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. GTFOH. WHILE I WAS TELLING HIM TO CHILL, THE 6 FOOT FIVE ROCKER SNATCHED THE CAMERA OUT OF MY HAND TRYING TO DELETE THE PHOTO. I WAS LIKE...
Mar 6th
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February 2012
3 posts
8 tags
TWIN BEAKS: FIRE SQUAWK WITH ME
THE FLASH ON MY CAMERA SUDDENLY STOPPED WORKING WHEN THE 4 OF US CHECKED INTO THE HOLLYWOOD CENTER MOTEL. TRIPLE MOTOCROSS. SORRY BUD EARLIER THAT WEAK SUCKS WHEN SOMEONE I REALLY WANT A PIC WITH/OF REFUSES. SUCKS EVEN MORE WHEN ITS LARRY DAVID. I WAS EVEN WEARING A YANKEES T WHEN I SAW HIM ABOUT TO CROSS THE STREET TO GET TO HIS PRIUS. HERE HE IS TELLING ME FOR A 3RD TIME HE...
Feb 29th
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A BIRD REPUTATION
ME & JOE DIRT AT JFK I DIDN’T GO TO NY FOR FASHION WEAK I WENT FOR THE HOTEL ROOM WU-TANG @ MILK WAS HOPING INSPECTAH DECK & MASTA KILLA WOULD SHOW TO COMPLETE MY COLLECTION PURPLE PARTY@ STANDARD NO PHOTO FOR YOU KNICKS vs.RAKERS SORRY BUD MVP. 38 PTS. LINSANITY JEREMY SQUAWK HAPPY BALLANTINES HAPPY...
Feb 16th
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MISSING IN ACTION
BEEN TAKING SOME TIME OFF HAD MY BIRD DAY LAST WEEK. SPORTS THEME. I’M A JOCK NOW THEN BASKETBALL NO ONE CAN BEAT MY HI SCORE OF 57 THEN TO A CLIPPER GAME & THEN THE GUN RANGE AK-47 “I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY LET YOU IN HERE” BACK TO MF SPOT ON LEXINGTON FULL RETARD & I GOT A...
Feb 7th
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January 2012
1 post
HAPPY NEW YEAR BUD
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
10 posts
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
Dec 31st
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2 tags
T 2012
PART MAN PART MACHINE. UNDERNEATH HYPER ALLOY COMBAT CHASSIS. FULLY ARMORED. METAL SURROUNDED BY LIVING TISSUE. SORRY BUD HASTA LA VISTA BABY 2012 AIN’T READY FOR THIS NEW FEATURE I’LL BE BACK. HAPPY NEW YEAR
Dec 30th
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2 tags
2011 RIP
PEPPER RIP GUCCI GUCCI 2012. I’M READY BUD
Dec 28th
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MERRY XMAS
Dec 23rd
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OPERATION B.U.D.
IF I DON’T SEE YOU HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY XMAS
Dec 22nd
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KIM JONG ILL
DRAKE FROM BEHIND PAUSE STANDARD FAMILY ARCADE ON VERMONT. GOOD OL’ SUPERSHOT JUMBOS CLOWN ROOM RIP 548 ROSE BIRD NIPSEY HUSSLE
Dec 19th
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CODE NAME: SORRY BUD
Dec 12th
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I'LL BE AT THE BAR BUD
Dec 10th
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2 tags
PLAYBIRD
Dec 9th
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1 tag
SQUAAAG
AFTER 2 PLANES & A SHUTTLE I FINALLY GOT TO SOUTH BEACH. MINI BAR IN EFFECT. HOTEL LIFE IS THE BEST DUELING TV’S HIT THE STREETS ASAP NO ROCKY LEBARON JAMES SWAG VAMOS ALA PLAYA MY MIAMI MANAGER GETTING MY TAIL BEADED. SWAG SWAG THO THE WHOLE TRIP GETS A LITTLE BLURRY SO I’M NOT GOING IN ORDER ANYMORE ASAP BUKAKKE...
Dec 8th
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November 2011
11 posts
ESCAPE FROM LA
ON WEDNESDAY I’M FLYING SOUTH FOR ONE LAST ADVENTURE BEFORE 2012
Nov 29th
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1 tag
ZZ TAP
FUCK INSTAGRAM
Nov 28th
3 notes
1 tag
CAN'T PREVENT 2012 BUD
Nov 27th
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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IT AIN'T COOL BEING NO JIVE TURKEY SO CLOSE TO...
Nov 23rd
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1 tag
SORRY BUD
Nov 21st
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3 tags
BREAKING NEWS
ME & NECK ON THE NEWS
Nov 16th
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6 tags
NEW BIRD ORDER
SEPTEMBER 11TH 1991 THINK ABOUT IT BUD
Nov 7th
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IGNORED PARROTS
Nov 3rd
4 tags
NATTY DREADSQUAWK
HALLOWEEN DANZIG LEGACY SHOW BLONDES DO HAVE MORE FUN THEN TO THE CEMETERY TO WAKE UP THE DEAD NOVEMBER RAIN GHETTO ROBOCOP, BERNIE LOMAX, CARMAGEDDON FREE IN & OUT SEAN WHITE UGLY WOMAN STEVEN SEAGAL VS. GHOSTBUSTER WHO YOU GONNA CALL? I LOST MY WIG VALET GUY HAD IT AFTER PARTY GOT BUSTED. LOOK AT THE GHOSTS NIGHT BEFORE THAT BLOODS &...
Nov 2nd
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October 2011
7 posts
FATALITY
BACK FROM THE DEAD AFTER HALLOWEEN
Oct 25th
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BIRD JOVI
Oct 18th
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SEAL
Oct 14th
2 notes
6 tags
THE HUNT FOR RED SQUAWKTOBER
Oct 12th
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1 tag
BIRD FLU
STUCK IN THE CAGE ALL WEAKEND HAPPY BDAY BUMPY
Oct 9th
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PERCH & DESTROY
Oct 6th
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BIRD TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
NY CHINATOWN IT WASN’T EVEN CLOSE TO HALLOWEEN  IT’S TIME TO GO BACK TO LA BIG BIRD WILL BE BACK LA CHINATOWN FIRST NIGHT BACK ON THE WESTSIDE BETWEEN A ROCK & A HARD PLACE PNA RIP GONNA BE MILDING OUT FOR A WHILE
Oct 5th
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September 2011
3 posts
ASAP SQUAWKY
DIDN’T HAVE A PHONE FOR A WEAK.  I LET MY BEAK LEAD THE WAY MY DUDE ERIC NIES FROM THE GRIND MY OTHER DUDE THOM YORK NO ONE TOLD ME ALI G WAS THERE. THIS GUY
Sep 28th
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1 tag
FREE BIRD
FASHION WEAK ATE MY PHONE. RIP BIRDBERRY. ONLY MADE IT TO 1 SHOW THIS TIME JEREMY SQUAWK GOODBYE HORSES REAL SQUAWK SHITTED ON EM. BY THE END OF WEAK I WAS SICK TO MY STOMACH WENT UP TO THE COUNTRY TO CLEAR MY BIRDBRAIN & GIVE MY BEAK A BREAK PERCHED UP FOR 4 DAYS IN A HOUSE ON A LAKE AFTER DARK WE’D GO TO BARD COLLEGE FOR SOME HIGHER LEARNING ...
Sep 21st
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THE NY POST
RETURN TO THE BLOGOSPHERE. BEEN BACK IN NY FOR A WEAK. FASHION BEAK. BEEN FLAPPING MY WINGS PRETTY HARD BIRD WATCH FEATHERED FRIENDS LASH OG THESE GUYS JUST SQUAWKIN AROUND  URBAN COWBOY ABEL FERARRA ALEXANDER WING PARTY NO FUTURE PURPLE WANG FASHION WEAK AWARD  THE HEIR APPARENT KICKED OUT AFTER 30...
Sep 13th
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August 2011
10 posts
FRAGGLE SQUAWK
Aug 31st
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3 tags
BIRD UR ENTHUSIASM
WET SPOT BIRD DAY DINNER & BOWLING BDAY BBQ REVERSE PIGGY BACK IN MY WHITE TEE NEW YORK NEXT WEEK
Aug 29th
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1 tag
KREAYSHAWN JUST TEXTED ME
NEW POST TOMORROW
Aug 29th
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